Saw this on a friend's dA, it's mine now! Bwuahaha! >8D


RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Lauren needs attention." ... So is that why I talk so much?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Lauren looks like Buffy." ... I am blonde too! ... Except not as blonde as her anymore!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Lauren says Shaq's the man, Kobe's the..." o.o Unfinished. ... rapist? I need to stop watching the news.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Lauren wants to help someone." ... And that actually makes sense for me.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Lauren does not do voices." And there is a reason. I can't stop laughing.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Lauren hates the web these days". LIES! D8<

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Lauren asks 'Am I black enough for ya?'" I never will be since I'm white-bread. Ohoho.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "Lauren goes clubbin'." And since I don't drink, this ends very well.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Lauren likes to bounce." And this, sadly, is true.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Lauren eats herself round." ..... T_T But I don't even LIKE cake!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Lauren wears this gray dress during her short stint working for Marc Jacobs." It was short because I stole the dress.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Lauren was arrested for inciting a riot." Burn baby burn, disco inferno!